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  These are all questions about trying to conceive posed in the last 2-3 days.  I did not edit them at all.  I didn't want to insult the integrity of their questions.

What are the chances i could be pregent?

Me and my feonsay have been trying for 4 months thats when i got off birth control. The past 4 days ive been feeling nausous and have.had headaces. 

How many kids could I have by the time I'm 60?
 I'm 24 and have 4 already to 3 different women. I should have 5 but one was aborted. I don't pay for them but I see them often enough. My father managed 13 kids and I want to beat him by at least 5 points.

Well... let's do some math... You have 36 years to procreate given your desire to retire at 60.  Let's assume that you would be a gentleman and only father one child a month.  Granted, it will limit your "points," but it will pay off when you are trying to be an active labor coach to your baby mamas.  If your woman of the month club participants all fall into the general fertility rates of it taking about 3 cycles to conceive, you could have 142 and 1/2 more children.
Oh and just in case you were wondering, if taxpayers pay about 500 dollars/month per child, your "points" will cost us $15,822,000.00.  Any chance you would rather beat your dad at golf?

DADS:Is this gross to you ?

To be on the phone wit your pregnant girlfriend or even fiance or wife. & You hear her say hold on, and you hear her gagging and vomiting. [Morning sickness. it can happen any time of the day.]
Would that be gross to you ?

I did that on the phone with my boyfriend and he sounded grossed out when I picked the phone back up. Just wanted other guys opinions . Thanks.

 Perhaps calling him back would be more appropriate.  I don't care if it is morning sickness or food poisoning, the sounds of someone retching up their lunch is just disgusting!  Man or woman!

 My belly moved but I am not pregnant ?
I had a bath and my belly moved like a baby was kicking me but I am not pregnant ! I had my son 10 months ago 

Chances of pregnancy?
 Can this cause preg I need info?
1.she said she had her tampon
2.it was her tme of month and said moderate flow something
3. she had laced pantie on
4. i *** on her pantie
5. she was wet and she wore her tight jeans right after for like 40min or more and took a bath
6.she said it soakedthrough but was dried,, she felt it was dried.. 

 So, by the details you gave, are you trying to determine if the sperm were hanging out within the delicate design on the lace panties.  They found a bloody road block and decided to just wait for a better opportunity.  The sperm then stayed warm and nestled into her jeans for upwards of an hour and when she climbed into a warm bathtub they swam for the target.  Because she was on her period they might have pitched a tent and camped out for close to 2 weeks until a nice ripe egg popped out.   Uhhh your chances of fatherhood are slim my lace lovin' friend?  Very very very slim.

My girlfriend is pregnant.? She is 3-4 weeks pregnant, we just recently got back together about 4 weeks ago. She said she did had sex with someone on the 19th because I told her to because I had cheated on her recently.. and she was conceive between 22nd-26th between there. but, I had cummed in her so many times arouud the time too but the other kid, never busted in her. Is this kid mine?? PLEASE HELP. we are trying to figure out to keep or have a abortion. - I have busted in her before she got her period and after, Been busting in her for a month and half, and She says that she had several boyfriends and never used proection ad never busted in her never got pregnant til now til I started busting in her. Isnt it mine???

Okay... If you take out all of the "busting in her" and other irrelevant information this is what you are asking:
I have been having unprotected sex with my girlfriend for a month and a half.  She had protected sex with some guy.  You had more unprotected sex with her.  Who in the world could be the daddy?

Do you really need the internet to play Maury Povich?  Can I suggest a name if it is a boy?  How about Buster? 


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