When I am sad, a good laugh is the best medicine.  So... how about some more of "Can I get pregnant if he puts it in my ear?"

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These are all questions about trying to conceive posted in the last 2-3 days.  I didn't change anything that would insult the integrity of their questions.

Can i use a used condon to get pregnant?
Like take a childrends medice needle shaped
Measuring thing and suck the seman out and place it in my vagina my man doesnt want babyies but he will think the condom leakes lmao , trying lets see if it works

Nice.  I think what I find to be the worst part of this is that she actually uses "lmao" as she is talking about sperm jacking her boyfriend.

Is it possible 2 get pregnt 3 days b4 ur period, can't see my period nd he ejected while cumin, it was our 1st?

Have I ever told you about how much I love cumin?  I put it in my chili and sometimes in a cheeseburger macaroni recipe.  So good!

Does sperm have to be mature to provoque pregenacy?

Na na na na naaaa na.  C'meere little eggie so I can getcha! 

How to get pregnant...?
ive been trying, no luck. took an ovulation test online, says im supposed to be ovulating, but the physical ovulation test says im not. what can i do, since just trying doesnt seem to be working.

I really hope that she didn't pee on her laptop!

Can sperm freeze? Will the sprem-ilites still be alive?
I've been trying to freeze my seamen in order to sale it, due to the fact that I produce massive amounts of excesses sperm and I'm not married and I was thinking I could preserve it by freezing it. Will it still be good seamen? Can it still be used to create a fetus.

I have visions of this guy having a chest freezer full of semen and I am dry heaving. 

Is there any woman out there ttc trying to get pregnant with no luck?

That was it.  The whole question.  Ha Ha Ha!  Has she ever been online? 

Now check out part 1, 2 , 3 , 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8